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Picture a car.

Nope! You are picturing it wrong. Try again.

Picture a car.

Really? That’s what you picture when you picture a car?

All right, look…we’ll go with that. I’m not happy about it, but we’ll go with your idea of a car for now. So.

Picture that car. And now, picture a road. Are you picturing it? No, close your eyes if you have to. If you need to, gently remove your eyes and slip them into your bag.

Do you see the car driving down the road? Good.

Now picture a destination. Any destination you want.

Nope! That was incorrect. The correct destination was a clear and placid lake.

So all of you, out there, picture the car. Picture the road. Picture the clear and placid lake.

And what I want you to do now is put the car in the lake.

It’s very simple. Just imagine the car leaving the road, and now entering the lake.

Leaving the road, entering the lake.

Great.

Are we all picturing the car in the lake? Okay.

City Council is notifying me that the test worked, and that we successfully murdered a lone driver somewhere, completely with the power of our minds. Wow! Wow! The human mind is a powerful thing!

Welcome to Night Vale

Episode 31.5 - Condos

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GUNS DON’T PEOPLE, KNIVES STAB KNIVES!

Me.

AIR TIGHT ANUS

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The continuing of re-blogged posts that flow from Jami’s Tumblr, like vomit from a small obese child’s chubby, open maw was a sign that she had not noticed that I had continued to exist after our phone call, and forgotten that we had made plans to hang out.

WHY JAMI!

WHY AREN’T YOU HERE JAMI!? WHHHHHYYYYY!!!???

Jami! Stop tumbling and get over here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW!!!!

explodingdog:

This system Has no logic
Explodingdog at The Daily Dot

explodingdog:

This system Has no logic

Explodingdog at The Daily Dot

nickholmes:

Worth doing. 

nickholmes:

Worth doing. 

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